I’m Mitch, the man for YOUR brochure
I’ll make sure its pucker and Kosher
In next to no time
I’ll produce a design
for a logo, newsletter or poster
I’ve had inky fingers for years
Its paid for my lifestyle and beers
for your business card
I’ll work bleedin’ hard
And you’ll smile when my invoice appears
Let me give you a very big hint
professional design and print
makes your business stand out
Gives your message more clout
and hopefully makes YOU a mint
If your sales are a bit of a bitch
Then its high time you utilised Mitch
If your looking for buyers
then churn out some flyers
the sure way to make you grow rich
Your ONE STOP from artwork to press
I’ll make all your punters say YES
Its really that simple
like popping a pimple
except we don’t make any mess.